Since we hit the web, just a week ago, I've received emails and calls from models at trailer parks all over the United States and Canada asking me to visit and check out new talent for Sewerside Girls. When I received an email from Sewerside Girl, Coco Cayenne, I couldn't resist asking the wife to load up the 4x4 so we could make the 3 day, 1300 mile visit to a tiny town in Louisiana called Crocodile. When I tell you that Crocodile, LA is full of rednecks, I'm not exagerating. This town is so redneck, Kid Rock's picture is on their money. This town is so full of hicks, Larry the Cable Guy is scared to perform there.

When I got to the center of town (easy to identify by the statue of Garth Brooks in the town square), it was only a hop, skip and a jump to Sadie Acres Trailer City, where the majorly sexy (and awesomely inked) Coco Cayenne lives. 

Coco (and her crazy boyfriend) were stocking their toilet cooler with some Pabst Blue Ribbon when we arrived. Coco was wearing an absolutely 100% sexy pair of boy shorts, some red and white striped socks and a pair of thongs. 

Coco's boyfriend (pic below) shook my hand and then immediately wanted to fight. That's how redneck  guys say hello. He cracked a beer bottle over my head and then threw me around the yard for a half an hour before he passed out in a drunken stupor. While he was out, I not only stole his wallet, but I took some pictures of his hottie girlfriend and got the hell out of there before he woke up . We made it out of Crocodile, a little bruised and a little bloody, but with memories of our HOT new Sewerside Girl, Coco Cayenne. Enjoy the photos!

Likes to drink and fight