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Clorox Sewerside. Clorox's new set was supposed to be on the site a few weeks ago, but her boyfriend went to jail for stealing WiFi in the trailer park,  so her internet has been down.Thanksfully, she's been dating a guy from the cable company and not only has free internet, but Showtime as well. FTW!

Her set is now live.

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What began just a couple of weeks ago as a joke/parody website has suddenly taken off and is getting some major traffic. I want to thank all of you for taking a few minutes out of your day and getting in touch with your inner redneck. I've received so many email messages (both friendly and otherwise) that I'm having trouble keeping up. I decided to answer some of your questions here, as it's easier (and quicker) than getting back to you. Once again, thank you for the love. And to those who don't get the joke....um, please send in pics of your older sister.

 Is this site REAL?

That's the stupidest, dumbass question I've ever read. How do you fuckers stay employed to keep internet access. It's as real as your silicone tits.?

Is is a joke?

DER! Of course it's a joke. It's a play on words, get it? It's for fun-and according to your nice emails, most of you are having it.

 Should I be 18 to view this site?

Why can't you inbreds keep an eye on your children? The answer is YES! You should be 18 to view the site. It contains adult humor. There is, however no nudity on the site. THIS IS NOT A PORN SITE! It's a humor site that looks like a porn site,

Are the models real models?

This is the most-popular question. The answer is YES!  The models of Sewerside Girls are REAL models (and /or) friends of mine. With the exception of the Sewerside Girls Hopefuls section (and other parts of the site containing photos considered to be in the public domain), all models (and pics) on Sewerside Girls are exclusive to the site. They're a fun group of girls and they don't take themselves too seriously.

Do you need models?

YES! The original plan was to just have 4 or 5 sets and let the joke ride out. Unfortunately, we're getting more hits than your girlfriend's crack pipe, so we need models. ASAP! Please apply. Instructions are in the menu to your left.

Do you pay models?

Are you higher than your sister's miniskirt? How can we pay anyone? Do you see any ads on this site?  You're too fucking stupid to be here, Please leave the internets, immediately.

If you don't pay, why should I be a model?

3 reasons. The first (as one future Sewerside Girl wrote in her application), "I want to be part of history. Please make me a Sewerside Girl!" The second reason is, I'm not going to make any money on your photos. Third, I'll post links to your MySpace, Facbook, website, car dealership, your mama's boyfriend's strip club, etc.

 What other help are you looking for? 

Besides models, I need writers, signs from fans, testimonials from fans, just send me anything you can. (Only sign pics are allowed, please do not send random pics off the net like a stoopit fuck.)

Do you have a MySpace?

I'm working on it.. I've been SO busy with this site it's been crazy. I'll post the url soon!

More questions?

My name is Joe. Please This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it .