CRAPNEA

Name: Crapnea

Age: 27

Location: 3rd room on the left

Occupation: "WTF? If you've never heard of Crapnea, you've never heard of Sewerside Girls!"

What she had to say: "I getting naked without my muthafukking vicodin!"

METH SEWERSIDE

Name: Meth Sewerside

Age: 19

Location: Rebel Yell Trailer Park, Gainesville, Florida Unit 34b

Occupation: Full time model

Hobbies: Fistfights, arguing with Child Social Services, shoplifting, long walks on the beach.

What she has to say: "I'm just a small town girl....living in a lonely world! Looking to meet Mr.Right and continue my modeling career,  I'm still waiting to hear back from Playboy, so wish me luck, bitches! A pox on you haterz!"

 CROSS EYED SEWERSIDE

Make me a Sewerside Girl

Name: Cross Eyed Sewerside

Age: 27

Location: Chained up in the basement

Occupation: I'm on SSI....don't judge, bitches.

Hobbies: Letting out blood curdling screams for no apparent reason, making the haterz jealous.

Best Physical Feature: My eyes

What she says: "Tell you the truth, I'm too good for this site. I won't be here long, as I just submitted to God's Girls."

GRANNY SEWERSIDE

Bask in the Hotness!

Name: Granny Sewerside

Age: 54

Preference: I'm as bi as they come, biotch!

Location: Private: Too many stalkers

Hobbies: 19 year old boys (and girls) surfing the net for boy toys, Jack Daniels with a straw, 420:)

Best Physical Feature: My ta tas

Sexiest news not many people know: I shave it completely! 

What she says: "I live with my common law husband, Jimmy Joe Bob Blue and 12 of our children, 14 cats and 8 hamsters.  We like to hook up with other couples, so contact us. Let's take a hot tub and see what happens."