NAME: Krispy Kreme Sewerside
AGE: 34?
LOCATION: Dorchester, MA
INTO: Chocolate Frosted, Jelly Filled, Custard Filled, Um, anything filled
OCCUPATION: Dunkin Donuts Counter Help
NAME: Trailer Sewerside
AGE: 47?
LOCATION: Hollywood, FLA
INTO: Montel, Jerry Springer, Maury Povich and Oprah
OCCUPATION: Head of the Trailer Park Association!
NAME: Native Sewerside
AGE: 27
LOCATION: Some scary Island in the Pacific
INTO: Shooting people in the head with a poison spear, piercings, giving birth
OCCUPATION: Professional Cannibal!
NAME: 12 Step Sewerside
AGE: 58
LOCATION: Liverpool, UK
INTO: Pretending I'm in the Royal Family. Trying to seduce Prince Harry
OCCUPATION: I don't do shit!
NAME: Committa Sewerside
AGE: 53
LOCATION: Arkansas, USA
INTO: Trailerpark Gangbangs, Guys with more than 4 teeth, Napoloen Dynamite
OCCUPATION: Head Cashier at Walmart in Treestump, Arkansas
NAME: Gunshot Sewerside
AGE: 63
LOCATION: Florida, USA
INTO: Comics, music, Red and black, dancing, photography,...
OCCUPATION: Laundry Folder at the Wash-O-Mat in Gator Villiage
NAME: Crystal-Meth Sewerside
AGE: 19
LOCATION: Cell 719, Pod B San Quentin, CA.
INTO: Hanging with my Homies, Staying clear of the bull dykes and always looking for Sudaphed. I'm out in 08' bitches!
OCCUPATION: Currently working in the kitchen.
NAME: Fruity Sewerside
AGE: 22
LOCATION: San Francisco during the winter/Provincetown, MA. in the summer.
INTO: I want to be a Sewerside Girl more than anything!!
OCCUPATION: Hairstylist/Fashion Designer.
NAME: Courtney Sewerside
AGE: 38
LOCATION: I fall asleep on the toilet alot.
INTO: It'd be quicker to say what I'm not into!!
OCCUPATION: Singer, actor, deviant.
NAME: Rehab Sewerside
AGE: 25
LOCATION: Rehab,.
INTO: Shaving my head, Hanging with Paris, Showing my snatch to reporters!!
OCCUPATION: Singer, actor, amateur hairstylist.
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