Q: Why do Suicide Girls wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.
Q: Why did the Suicide Girl stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
Q: How do you make a Suicide Girl laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is a Suicide Girl doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why don't Suicide Girls have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do Suicide Girls work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: How does a Suicide Girl commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: What's the easiest way to grow dope? A: Bury a Suicide Girl.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Suicide Girl out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
Q: How do you get a Suicide Girl's eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: How do you make a Suicide Girl eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How do you kill a Suicide Girl?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: What did the Suicide Girl write at the bottom of her pool?
A: No smoking.
Q: What does a Suicide Girl do when someone says its chili outside?
A: She grabs a bowl.
Q: How do Suicide Girls pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do you drown a Suicide Girl?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Q: What's another way to drown a Suidie Girl?
A: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q: How do you describe a Suicide Girl, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.
Q: How do you confuse a Suicide Girl?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Why do Suicide Girl hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
Q: How do you drive a Suicide Girl crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
Q: How do you know when a Suicide Girl has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: What job function does a Suicide Girl have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
Q: Do you know why the Suicide Girl got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Q: Why don't Suicide Girls like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: Why do Suicide Girls wear shoulder pads?
A: To keep from bruising their ears.
Q: Why did the Suicide Girl keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: Why couldn't the Suicide Girl write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what number came first.
Q: What do you call a Suicide Girl with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
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