When tounge rings lock

It doesn't matter if you love them, or despise them. It appears that Suicide Girls are here to stay.

Q: What do you call 20 Suicide Girls in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: How can you tell if a Suicide Girl's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q: How can you tell if another Suicide Girl been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.

Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a Suicide Girl?
A: There is a stamp on it.

Q: How can you tell if a Suicide Girl is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

Q: Why is it good to have a Suicide Girls as a passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why do Suicide Girls like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture. Q: Why do Suicide Girls have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks. Q: Why do Suicide Girls drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.

Q: Why do Suicide Girls have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

Q: Why don't Suicide Girls double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

Q: Why don't Suicide Girls make good pharmacists?
A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

Q: How many Suicide Girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: "What's a lightbulb?"

Q: How many Suicide Girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

Q: How do you get rid of Suicide Girls?
A: Form a circle, give each SG a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad.

Q: Why do Suicide Girls take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.

Q: Why did the Suicide Girl stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.

Q: Why was the Suicide Girl upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.

A Suicide Girl was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home. On her way home the same Suicide Girl drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

Q: What does a Suicide Girl say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A Suicide Girl going through a flashing red light.

Q: What's the Suicide Girl's cheer?
A: " I'm a Suicide Girl, I'm a Suicde Girl! I'm a S.U.I.C.....ah, oh well.. I'm a Suicide Girl, I'm a Suicide Girl, yea yea yea..."

Q: Why did the Suicide Girl climb the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the Suicide Girl fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Q: Why did the Suicide Girl smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

Q: Why do Suicide Girls give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.

Q: Why did the Suicide Girl have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the Suicide Girl keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the Suicide Girl tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the deaf Suicide Girl sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.

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