NAME: KRISPY KREME SEWERSIDE
AGE: 34?
LOCATION: DORCHESTER, MA
INTO: CHOCOLATE, FRENCH FRIES, ICE CREAM, AND DIET COKE (JUST KIDDING)
OCCUPATION: DUNKIN DONUTS ASSISTANT MANAGER
MY HERO: RACHAEL RAY
FAVORITE BOOK: 1001 FOODS TO DEEP FRY
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: NONE-TOO BUSY CHOWING DOWN
NAME: TRAILERPARK SEWERSIDE
AGE: 47?
LOCATION: HOLLYWOOD, FL., USA
INTO: MONTEL, MAURY, JERRY SPRINGER AND OPRAH
OCCUPATION: HEAD OF THE LULLABYE TRAILERPARK ASSOCIATION
FAVORITE BOOK: NATIONAL ENQUIRER, STAR MAGAZINE, PEOPLE
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: ONE NO GOOD HUSBAND AND 14 KIDS
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: DRUNK OFF MY ASS
NAME: NATIVE SEWERSIDE
AGE: 27
LOCATION: OOGA BOOGA ISLAND, SOUTH PACIFIC
INTO: SHOOTING PEOPLE IN THE HEAD WITH A POISON SPEAR, EATING PEOPLE, DANCING
OCCUPATION: PROFESSIONAL CANNIBAL
PIERCINGS: EVERY INCH OF ME IS PIERCED, EXCEPT MY NAUGHTY PART
NAME: 12 STEP SEWERSIDE
AGE: 58
LOCATION: LIVERPOOL, UK
INTO: I LIKE TO PRETEND I'M IN THE ROYAL FAMILY
OCCUPATION: I BLOODY DRINK
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW, BITCH!
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: PASSED OUT
NAME: COMITTA SEWERSIDE
AGE: 53
LOCATION: ARKANSAS, USA
INTO: TRAILERPARK GANGBANGS, GUYS WITH MORE THAN 4 TEETH,THE GUY WHO PLAYED THE BROTHER IN NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
OCCUPATION: CUSTOMER SERVICE SUPERVISOR AT KMART
NAME: GUNSHOT SEWERSIDE
AGE: 63
LOCATION: FLORIDA, USA
INTO: JOHNNIE WALKER BLACK AND VICODIN
OCCUPATION: LAUNDRY FOLDER AT THE WASH-O-MAT IN GATOR VILLAGE
FAVORITE FOOD: MAN MEAT
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: CHANGES HOURLY
NAME: CRYSTAL METH SEWERSIDE
AGE: 19
LOCATION: CELL 718, SAN QUENTIN, CA.
INTO: HANGING WITH MY HOMIES, WATCHING COPS, AVOIDING THE BULL DYKES. I'M GETTING OUT IN 08', BITCHES.
OCCUPATION: WORKING IN THE KITCHEN.
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: DEPENDS ON MY CIGARETTE SUPPLY
