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WHY CAN'T I BE A SUICIDE GIRL?

Crapnea
Crapnea of Sewerside Girls

I knew these 5 or 6 girls who lived in the trailer park with me in North Carolina and they were all hot enough to join Suicide Girls. So I spent the weekend with the Polaroid One Step and took pictures all fucking night of the gorgeous ladies. Damned, if those sons-a-bitches at SG didn't reject them. That went right up my Wranglers, know what I'm saying? That's when I decided to start my own website and go into competition with the big ol' Suicide Girls.

There's been a little bit of buzz on the net about this site and I want to clear some shit up right from the get go. This is a JOKE SITE. It's a parody site. It's giving The Suicide Girls the Saturday Night Live treatment. We're not trying to injure their brand or reputation. In fact, we hope to enhance it. I hope the powers that be at SG find this flattering, but if not, I'm sure they'll let me know.

HOW CAN I BECOME A SEWERSIDE GIRL?

1.) You must be at least 18 years of age to become a Sewerside Girl.

2.) You MUST with the following:

a.) Your real name and age. (Just your age will be published)

b.) Your desired Sewerside Girls name.

c.) Include six (non nude) photos of yourself with NO WRITING of anykind on them. This means no dates, logos, watermarks, etc. All photos become the property of Sewerside Girls upon submission. YOU MUST OWN THESE PHOTOS and have full 100% rights to them, before sending Please be certain that all photos are a maximum of 600 pixles high by 450 pixles wide. Bad pictures, or those not following the formula will be deleted. All photos will be watermaked with the Sewerside Girls logo to prevent hotlinking.IMPORTANT! Please include a non nude photo of yourself on the toilet. This will be your acceptance photo on the site.

OK, SO WHAT DO I GET WHEN I BECOME A SEWERSIDE GIRL?

Besides bragging rights to being on the second greatest alt model site on the internet, your photos will end up on your own profile page on this site, which will include links to your website, Facebook, MySpace, etc., where those interested in your modeling may contact you for possible employment. You'll also receive discounts on Sewerside Girls gear (as soon as we get it made) and other fun stuff we're planning for 2011.

How come I have to send my stuff via email?

Because we're Sewerside Girls. You're lucky we even have internet.

Copyright 2025 We are not affiliated anyway, shape or form with the original SuicideGirls.com or their companies. Some of the models on this site have never applied at Suicide Girls and are on the site for entertainment purposes only.
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